at least i'm at bargaining, already.

chamomile kudzu, ???? — 10/08/08

you were sweet and toothless and i never got to see you cleaned up and i’m very sorry that you only got to hang out with my parents for a few weeks because they are incredibly sweet folks, good at scratchies and inclined to drizzle a little bacon fat on your kibble occasionally.

and new-cat-who-is-apparently-called-Boston-Blackie, i don’t blame you, even though you are the pugnacious, territorial type, and the day you got fixed you were so nasty that none of the other cats wanted to hang out in the case, and so you chased Chamomile and prince william out. Ok, i am kind of saying you were at least an efficient cause, but that hardly means you are actually responsible. You are a cat, responsibility is the mental category least applicable to the way you think. you do, however, owe me some serious goddamn nuzzles at this point.

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